Shame on E!

When I got back from walking the dogs yesterday afternoon I found myself solo. Goosers met some of his buddies for Happy Hour, I declined my invite and opted for some me time :) It was almost 6pm, I plopped on the couch and geared up to watch some DVR’d Giuliana & Bill.  When I turned on the TV it was on the E! channel so I thought maybe E! News was on.  The commercial break ended and the scheduled show began and there were several pretty girls all dolled up and a blonde host, first thought was “cute, what show is this?”  Then the host all of a sudden says, “Jessica you must go home. Your wedding will go on it just won’t be perfect…”

HOLD UP - - BICH SAID WHAAAAAAAAT

I hit info on our clicker to see what the show was - Bridalplasty!  To figure out what it was I had to Google it; Brides-to-be compete in challenges to earn plastic-surgery procedures in a quest to win their ultimate dream wedding.  WTF, HOW DARE E! APPROVE SUCH A SHOW.  You have got to be kidding me. My blood started to boil. 

As a recently married gal, of course I would have loved to ‘fix’ some thing(s) before my wedding day wouldn’t we all.  I mean who doesn’t want toned arms, a thinner gut, or maybe a SMALLER NOSE, but really, now there is a reality TV contest to have it all…Wait it gets better, when you’re voted off the famed 'you’re fired' line is, 'your wedding will go on it just won’t be perfect…'  Are you effing kidding me!!!

I needed to release. I needed to shop. I went to Target faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…

Shame on E! Shame Shame Shame on them.