I hate the dentist (not them personally.) I have avoided teeth cleanings for the past several years. I know you’re all thinking eeewwww gross….I can take the heat because today I went to the dentist and will have you know - the dr was shocked at what great shape my teeth were in considering how long its been. I don’t know why she was shocked I did tell her how much I dislike dentist visits so I brush well and floss, duh…
From now until the special day I’ll continue visiting the dentist – I have some work that needs to be done, go figure!!! Let’s get to the good stuff shall we??? Who doesn’t want pearly whites for their special day?
I have stained jibbies. Partly because I drink mass amounts of coffee (come on I live in Seattle cut me some slack,) partly because I drink soda, mostly because I haven’t received regular 6 month teeth cleanings. How do I get pearly white jibbies?
I have tried these crest white strips….OUCH they kill my teeth and gums. But look at those results????
And then I can always use these mini Go Smile ampoules, but I mean come on I am not going to brush them on my teeth a couple of times during the day. And again they hurt my gums, WT Eff. Not to mention the $$ they take outta my wallet....
I think I'll try their toothpaste though - they have an AM and a PM and according to their reviews they're pretty worth it....But if you use the ampoules, argh...There is always a catch!
This is what I have decided....While I continue with my doctors visits I am using these two items - - after all these are the items that have been keeping my teeth in 'great' shape so why stop now....
The last procedure I'll have done is teeth bleaching, YAY. Now - because I have sensitive gums I think I am going to ask for bleaching trays. I have talked with BM NYC and she said trays for sure!
What do you think? Are you a dentist pansy?
You are hillarious. 1. Is that really your teeth? 2. Where do you have all the time to do this?? I LOVE IT!
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