Thursday, April 22, 2010

Everyone Poops!!!




I am a pooper! We’re talking my bowels are that of a toddler.  Everything I eat manages to find its exit within the hour it entered – my circle of friends and loved ones are jealous of my healthy bowels. Clearly its no secret & I have no problem talking about it.  Now flatulations, that’s a whole other story – I mean come on, girls don’t fart - right guys?!?!?!  

At the ripe age of 13 my mother taught me to always check venue washrooms. They are the one thing that goes unnoticed during the venue hunt; however, they’re the most noticed during the event.  Guess what - - our venue washrooms are awful, I don’t get it!  This was and is our dream venue, why why why do the washrooms have to be such crap (no pun intended.)  This weekend my wedding planner and I are going to the venue to begin our décor plans. I cannot wait to show her the washrooms - they have got to be spruced up, no question about that!

Do you notice the washrooms at weddings and/or events you attend?

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAH you are hillarious! Is that you in the pic? I love that book! I can't believe you are talking about how well you poop in your blog. I always notice bathrooms! The way they look, if they are attended, what's in them. Don't worry, you will make it look awesome! =)

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  2. That book rocks - as does The Gas We Pass, haahaahaa No that isn't me, the source under the picture takes you to where I found it. Our venue washrooms are pretty terrible, argh!!!!

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